Movie Night
- (my daughter got invited to movie night by some boy and mentioned another boy would be there. I asked her if she'd be watching porn with a bunch of boys. She said she would not. Then I got this SMS later)
- her: ...23:30 or would you mind at 24:00 because we are watching forest hump 22:51
- her: Gump* 22:52
- Me: ¡ I knew you were watching porn! 22:52
- her: Dad! 22:52
